I'm a person who:

• makes lists
• writes notes into poketbooks
• wags the gym
• gets toey standing in line
• fastidiously removes all the white fibers from bananas and mandarins before eating them
• hangs the washing on the line by dividing it into specific groups (boxers, socks, tees, etc...)
• only buys CDs after having heard the music a thousand times and being certain I'll still enjoy the album in the years to come
• often and for no apparent reason rearranges the furniture
• cheats whilst being on a diet
• doesn't like standing at concerts
• prefers zippy automatics to gutsy manuals
• forgives but never forgets
• enjoys a firm mattress
• gets shirty when the pantyhose don't fit properly
• bakes a cakes just for the hell of it